DrQuackner Makes the Best Submarine, Grinder Hoagie Or Dagwood Sandwich In The World

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Slicing the onions thin.

Slicing the tomatoes.

Slicing the bun. Watch out for that appendage!

Putting some extra virgin olive oil on the bread.

Then some red wine vinegar. You can also add mayonnaise like someone I know who likes to slander it over everything.

Followed by some oregano.

I place the tomatoes on the bottom of the sandwich. It helps absorb their moisture and prevents the contents from slipping.

Then some Black Forest ham.


Then the onions.

I placed the other meats over the onions.

The the provolone cheese. And the lettuce.

You can enjoy this with your favorite potato chips, soft drinks, beer or wine.



There’s 3 or 4 of them roaming around  in here. We call that one Pottz. And the others are Bentlyj and Gary G. And maybe DarkLightning, he doesn’t know where he stands.


Thanks for watching your favorite Quack cook. Every time you eat your favorite sandwich I hope you’ll think of me.

Did you ever watch your kids or other kids legs move and swing when they eat something they really like? I guarantee if you eat one of my sandwiches your legs will be swinging and your head will be bouncing.

And remember wash your beaks (gloves) before cooking. Enjoy. Quack!

Dr. Quackner

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your the last person ill think of for my fav sandwich. id rate subway a better sandwich !!!!  And remember wash your beaks (gloves) before cooking. yeah wash your cotton gloves !!!! this guy is a f@#kin joke, as a cook and a member of this great forum !!! this phony ass hole is james mcintyre, yeah the real woodworker ? i dont know why he pretends to be an idiot but i cant stand phony people.......period !

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

Is it a hoagie or a grinder?  I thought there were subtle differences.
really ? 😏

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

I would call it a "Dagwood" but I am OLD. A stacked meat sammich is tasty whatever you put on it.

I'd call it a LOT better than any of the trash Subway puts out though. 

Quackner, you're ok in my book. :-)
I'd call it a LOT better than any of the trash Subway puts out though. 
You don't like the way the  gelatinous soup on top of their tuna salad looks?
Driving by one of those chit-holes I get nauseous. Absolutely can't understand who keeps them open?
George. I forgot about the Dagwood. It could  be as good as a Dagwood. 

Thank you for the compliment and I’m glad you have the courage to go again him. Others should stand up too. 

Dr. Quackner

Thanks BigBlockYeti 

Dr. Quackner

I think I’ll make one of those sandwiches. We call them hoagies in Pa. What’s a Dagwood?
Thanks WoodGuy. If you make one let me know. 

Dr. Quackner

WoodGuy a Dagwood was based on the main Male character of a long ago funny strip called Blondie. He often made a stacked meat sammich of the finest order, and they were called a Dagwood. Modern day "Subs" are a type of Dagwood. Of course Hoagies and Grinders are an iteration of the sub. All good eating, and the rest are Semantics. As I pointed out, a "subway" doesn't work into this category, and is just a trashy sammich with poor ingredients, and no craft whatsoever.
Quackner, Putz is a small time wannabee overlord of this fine site. IOW he thinks he is instrumental in it's being a nice place to go, but in reality is just a PUTZ.
 you and quack make a good team, maybe thewoodguy will join you ?

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

Thanks for the reply George. Good to know a little history on the evolution of this species of sandwiches. lol 
I’ll have to look up the comic strip Dagwood to get a laugh. 
Nice one splinter. Looks like whole grain bread 
Thanks again George. I enjoy cooking and I’m very happy I don’t let Dinosaurs  like those keep me down. If they’re not the center of attention they try everything to get rid of you or make you as miserable as they are. 

Thanks Splinter for showing us a real sandwich. 

Dr. Quackner