GeorgeWest 
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I have seen a few installers spraying contact cement right next to roaring space heaters, which should N E V E R be used inside with doors, and windows all closed up, talk about fumes,....

Many years ago when I shared a house, my house mate used to spray her Chrissy trees with hair spray to stop the leaves from dropping. Me, being the son of a Hungarian Fern Cutter used to traditionally put sparklers on the tree.
Lit the first sparkler... and you can imagine.... WHOOSH! 

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD