re: Casket

I am considering a Viking longboat about 12’ long as a casket to be set to sea and set ablaze. Here if a body is to be creamated it must be at 1500 degF for a min of 15 mins. Hmmm, I may need to cook up some homade napalm to fill the boat with to get the job done right. I’ll have to save up to get enough oak to make it with, but that’s what I want in the end. The local funeral directors have told me it may not be legal, but ima put it in my will and my family all knows that’s what I want.