Unfortunately, we will be arrested if we confront/assail a home invader. Mokey/DW, tasers and even capsicum spay is verbotten here, where our govermin takes the side of perpetrators and not the victims. I have my Ryobi chain saw as my 1st line of defense... cops warned me against that, if I didn't want to get locked up... I need to be slashed with a machete before I reach for the chain saw.... no dyb, dyb, dob... be prepared.
I'm hoping the next invader is a chicken and will get repelled by this cat/dog/bird deterrent.
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD