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This all reminds me of my favorite Craiglist ad from some time back.

"Warn" is a brand of popular cable winches.

For Sale, 6000lb Worn wench.

Nearly as bad as my Antique Johnson's Paste Wax purchase off eBay... this was how it arrived, rag and all...

I think they took antique literally.
FAIW, I did get my money back and allowed to keep the wax... which is still better than unavailable.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD