All I asked was have you tried Vegemite... and if NO, don't refer to the ultimate pleasures in life that you haven't tried, as crap.

And as for your new warships... they suck... haven't you seen the movie "Battleships" where it took  an old bucket of bolts won the battle.

As for defending Aussieland, you guys couldn't give a toss unless we paid The Donald's tariffs in advance.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD