Have you tried it? I suppose you think military jets and warships are a bunch of crap, not because of the price, or predominantly reserved for warfare to protect your plot of land (and not a The Donald bragging rights), but cause you've probably never floated in either...
and if you've tried Vegemite and still prepared to blaspheme, you're a Philistine!
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD