I was a victim of a 12 month lost license back in the mid 80's... I quickly learnt that balancing 3 casks on a push bike when raining is no fun... now I just usually drink at home, but on occasions one must leave the nest unplanned... and it saved me this time.

What happened to the good old days when you were considered a hero when you got home after a dozen beers without a new ding in the car... the cops have lost their sense of sympathy.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD