re: Your never too old for a poke up the bum

Refuse to research the authenticy of the info... however, I was informed that alcohol and colon cancer has as good a correlation  as ciggies and lung cancer.

Lucky none of us drink!

For all the misguided skeptic "idiots" out there... sorry sensitive point with me... When visiting my colorectal surgeon, there are more than just old farts in the waiting room.