Because he’s a douchebag, Larry. It’s a duck joke, just like he is.
Rolling carnitas* in a spinach wrap is about as sad as a quack can get.
* This is a vanilla recipe. It’ll taste like the “carnitas” at your local Chi Chi’s. Not bad, but nothing to write home about.
Real carnitas are seasoned and braised in lard.
Half of what we read or hear about finishing is right. We just don’t know which half! — Bob Flexner