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Penetrating Cardiac Injury from a Wooden Knitting Needle

Case Report
A 54-year-old woman was brought to the emergency department (ED) by ambulance after falling and piercing herself in the chest with a 12-cm wooden knitting needle. She reported walking upstairs holding her knitting needles and accidentally tripping onto one of them approximately 30 min before arrival at the ED. Initially unaware of her injury, the patient noted a persistent pain in her chest upon respiration, at which time she noted a 4-cm segment of broken wooden knitting needle protruding from ...

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